How to Date A Cyclist

Tell her you love big thighs.
Tell her sweaty is sexy.
Tell her you hate high heels.
Develop a fetish for knee-length pants and legwarmers.
Let her lead the way sometimes.
If you are faster than her, refrain from showing that off constantly.
Be patient with her extensive locking-up routine.
Join her for second dinner. Or third.
Flirt with her by making innuendos about bike parts.
Tell her she doesn't have helmet head.
Bring her snacks.
When she falls in love with that perfect little NJS frame but doesn't have the money to buy it, buy it for her secretly and then casually park it in your apartment and wait for her to notice.
Take her dancing.
Understand that she will always love and need her bikes just a little bit more than she loves and needs you. Be okay with that. At least you get to sleep in the bed.