Some days it's all about the poop

My nominees for best and worst commercials currently airing:

Worst: All ads for "male enhancement" products. Also: eHarmony.

Best: The new ad for Pedigree dog food, which shows a Chihuahua telling viewers that his food makes him not only a good pooper, but an optimum pooper.

Just thought I'd throw those out there.

Well, my weekend sucked.

Including but not limited to watching a friend get doored by a taxi and then treated abominably by the cops he called to take the accident report, having to call the cops myself - thrice - because of truly outrageous noise levels (hint: stadium-sized speaker stacks belong in a stadium), losing all possible sleep in the universe, and having my favorite cell phone of all time destroyed in a cat-related water accident.

I know. You wish you were me, don't you?