Cats and Dogs! Living Together!

The city is often an object-lesson in hardcore checks-and-balances living. Today was one such day. I offer you exhibit 1:

Plus column: I got a pedicure. Lavender.
Minus column: I got into a bike vs. car accident with an SUV on the way there.
Plus column: Neither I nor the bike appear to be damaged.
Minus column: The damn SUV cut me off so shortly that there was nowhere to go and no time to stop. Smashed into his bumper with a nice "crunch!" Eck.
Plus column: Ran into a friend on the street five minutes later and had a nice little chat. A cute friend. Not that cute friend; a different one. We had gone for a bike ride once, long ago, that might have turned into a date but I kinda thought no. Still cute.
Minus column: A little shook-up for several hours following accident.
Plus column: Another friend made me dinner on my way home. Yum, and relaxing.
Minus column: Somewhere along the way I managed to step in crap and get it all stuck in my bike shoe.
Plus column: It was the kind that comes off relatively easily and doesn't smell super-bad.
Minus column: I think I will be throwing those bike shoes away, anyway. Just in case.
Plus column: Cute young blond boy asked me out on a date. Interesting cute young blond boy.
Minus column: Since it's an Internet date, there might be zilch chemistry.
Plus column: Delightful hot man offered to help me shift some heavy objects around my apt.
Minus column: Delightful hot man might not actually follow through with it.
Plus column: Kindhearted husband of friend also offered and would follow through.
Minus column: Hard to decide whom to take up on offer.
Plus column: Even if doesn't move heavy things for me, delightful hot man might come visit and help me move some, er, other things. Like earth and sky.
Minus column: Delightful hot man also somewhat problematic.
Plus column: So the fuck what? He's adorable. Let him come visit you and admire your pretty toes and help you find new uses for your delightful staircase.

And so forth.

In other news, Kitwich likes her new windows.

I am hungry and in need of chocolate.