Q&A

Top 10 Questions Asked of Lizbon This Week

Q1. Are you okay?
A. Sort of.

Q2. What are you going to do now?
A. No fucking clue. Shut up.

Q3. Can you come out and play?
A. No.

Q4. How is your back?
A. Terrible.

Q5. Do you have your new bike yet?
A. No.

Q6. When will you have your new bike?
A. No fucking clue.

Q7. What are you doing now?
A. Drinking coffee. Knitting. Sending out emails trying to get work. Watching TV. Hating.

Q8. Have you cleaned the cat box yet? (This from Kitwich)
A. No. I still can't carry the cat litter from the grocery store.

Q9. Is there anything I can do?
A. No.

Q10. Are you going to let this stop you from being a fiction writer?
A. No fucking way.