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I liked this meme of Wendy's, so I think I will do my own bastardized version of it - bastardized because I hate following directions, and memeish because I love lists.

Indeterminate Number of Random Facts About Me:

1. I am currently singing a song in French. Okay, two minutes ago, but still.
2. I sorta-speak a couple of languages (including French), which is to say that I can converse on a kindergarten level, eavesdrop with aplomb, and semi-follow movies without relying on the subtitles too much.
3. I speak a very small smattering of a couple of other languages, but my accents are so good that native speakers will start talking to me, thinking that I am fluent.
4. My dream jobs are, roughly in order: novelist, photographer, mixer and namer of colors, dancer but not to anyone else's choreography, rock star, children's book writer & illustrator, winemaker, astrophysicist, bicycle tour leader, professional swimmer, kisser of sweet coffee-colored boys. Okay, that last one was just to see if you're paying attention.
5. I taught myself to bake bread when I was eleven or twelve years old. Then I taught myself how to cook everything else. I cannot, however, cook rice.
6. I wear radically different colors in winter and summer. Radically.
7. I own about 40 hats.
8. I have a really, really difficult time parting with books. As in, I've only done it once, and then only two small boxes' worth.
9. My bicycles all have names.
10. My two all-time favorite TV shows are Firefly and MASH.
11. I have been in love approximately four times in my life. Three out of four were philosophy majors.
12. My cat was born in the wild. Boywich once looked up several of her more esoteric behaviors and found that they are characteristic of imprinting.
13. I have had several close encounters with other wild animals - all positive and rather magical.
14. Boywich and I are very, very psychic. He once guessed the last name of a boy I was dating, with no hints and no prior information, and got it right on the first try.
15. When I was a kid I used to rename myself all the time, and I'd put those names on my school papers in lieu of my real one.
16. Sometimes my dad still calls me by one or two of them.
17. I am killer at Boggle but I kind of suck at Scrabble.
18. I think my very sexiest look is underwear, knee socks, and my pirate T-shirt.
19. To date, no one but Miz Fury has witnessed this outfit, but she concurred with that assessment.
20. I am older than many of my friends, but not than the boy in whom I am presently interested.