I love the smell of A&D in the morning

This weekend's tally.

New tattoos: one.
Bike rides: three (including the one to/from the tattoo studio).
Boys flirted with: four.
Age range of boys flirted with: 23-47
Gummi bears consumed: one whole bag during tattoo, plus one chocolate-covered bear during today's movie.
People possibly flashed while riding bike from brunch parking space to movie parking space: approximately 100 (long story; short dress).
Bike parts waiting in my box to be built into a new bike: impossible to count.
Dollars spent on said bike parts: too intimidating to count.
Advil tablets consumed before and after tattoo: six.
Lascivious notes left on my bike by my favorite redhead: one.
Near misses with blonde: two (I was in his hood and invited him out; he was busy. He was in my hood and invited me out; I was busy).
Secret fantasies confessed to, to one of the key players: one - but it was a biggie.
Pairs of pirate leggings purchased without trying them on: two (one by me, and one by Special J).
(No, my new tattoo is not of a skull.)

All in all, a busy weekend.