Miss Kitty Speaks!

Apparently there is an interview meme going 'round, whereby the blogger interviews her/his spouse regarding his/her feelings about her/his knitting activities, and knowledge of knitting terms. Having no spouse or even remote equivalent, I have decided to interview Kitwich instead.

Below is our interview, translated for your reading ease.

Girlwich: Has my knitting in public ever embarrassed you?
Kitwich: You never let me go out in public.

Girlwich: Do you know my favorite kind of yarn?
Kitwich: I know my favorite kind of yarn. Malabrigo.
Girlwich: Yeah, that's mine, too.

Girlwich: Can you name another blog?
Kitwich: No, but I can type something on yours. Here, let me walk on the keyboard.

Girlwich: Do you mind that I want to check out yarn stores everywhere we go?
Kitwich: See that first question. We don't go anywhere. You go out on that damn bike and leave me all alone to pine in the window. See me pining? Where's my catnip? I deserve catnip after such a long day of pining.

Girlwich: Do you understand the importance of a swatch?
Kitwich: I understand that it's tasty. But I really prefer the work-in-progress because it has those nice dangly ends.

Girlwich: What exactly is a swatch?
Kitwich. Yawn.

Girlwich: Do you read the blog?
Kitwich: No, but I write on it sometimes. xftrytfv. See? There. I just wrote something nice for you. Now gimme some catnip. Or milk. Milk is good, too.

Girlwich: Have you ever left a comment?
Kitwich: Um, hello. I comment all the time. Don't you hear me? Geez. What bad hearing you humans have.

Girlwich: Do you think the house would be cleaner if I didn't knit?
Kitwich: I think my litter box would be cleaner if you didn't knit. Or bike. Or think about boys.

Girlwich: Is there anything you would like to add in closing?
Kitwich: Yes. That Malabrigo looks tasty. I'm going to abscond with it now. And I should definitely get some milk and catnip after this blasted interview.