Shirt Form (yes, that was a typo, and I left it, because it amused me)

Short form:

1. Tangled successfully with Client A.
2. Lack of sleep and plentiful stress due to need to tangle with Client A made me sick.
3. Had to cancel all lovely social plans for weekend.
4. Got better just in time to stay up all night reading and then wake up to more client difficulties Monday morning.
5. Tangled successfully with Client B.
6. Am in the final ribbing on legwarmer #2 of set of legwarmers #2.
7. Went on (last week, or the week before: who can remember?) one bad and one decent date. The decent still hasn't quite erased the bad. I think I need another good one.
8. Have scheduled a date with a different boy for later this week.
9. Dad coming to visit.
10. Bicycle Fetish Day requiring my attendance.
11. Saw Ironman. Note to world at large: If Robert Downey Jr. should suddenly mysteriously disappear, it is because I have him tied up in my room. I will release him in a few weeks. Maybe. It might take longer than that to fully have my way with him. (Stamina, you know.)
12. Apparently everyone has decided I need spa treatments and is taking me there; who am I to argue?
13. Paid quarterly taxes (only a couple of weeks late).
14. Ordered bike clothes. Ordered perfumes. Ordered bike shoes. Ordered a change of career and a fabulous young boy. None of these have arrived yet. I am hoping I can afford the latter two.
15. I swear, I swear, as soon as these legwarmers are done, it's Sock Time.
16. Sometimes I feel just like this beer can.