Further Adventures in Flotsam
Knees are somewhat better today, and I went swimming, and then I had peanut butter and banana and honey and tea, so you know, there's all that.
I also took a pic of my new hat. It's simple, it's ribbed, it might look better if it had a little i-cord something or other on top, but I thought I might try wearing it under the bike helmet, so I left it plain on top.
In other rib-knitting news, I have decided fuck the tubular cast-on. I am just gonna knit Snow White with my regular long-tail cast-on, or maybe a cable cast-on (which I successfully taught myself yesterday while trying unsuccessfully to learn the tubular), and I'll maybe use needles a size bigger or something.
I don't care, and this annoying cast-on is delaying my access to the pretty sweater, so off with its head!
For the record, I am not going off completely half-cocked here; I checked Ravelry last night at 3 in the morning and did find someone who'd made a perfectly nice Snow White with a regular ol' cast-on, and I do not generally have a problem with casting on too tightly. So there we are.
Incidentally, I want to point out that the expression half-cocked most probably derives from old-style firearms, which I don't think will shoot half-cocked. (Yep, I was right.)
In any case, I have shot a firearm of this type, and, well, now you know: I know how to shoot.
Add that to your list of freaky things you'd rather I didn't discuss here. But, hey, I figure if you wanted to be reading a PG-13 type of blog, you'd have left long ago. (Byeeeee! Have a nice trip...)
Anyway....yeah, rifles. Yarn. Cat asleep on couch, as per usual. I'm gonna go swatch some Classic Al now. Well, after I finish that work I owe that client. And maybe write a poem to end this completely inane and aimless post.
Later: Work done, but sorry, no poem. But I got to talk to my bicycle mechanic about crank length. He was up till 2 am researching cranks for me. Now, that is the way to a girl's heart.

Oh my gosh I embiggened that last picture and I think it's maybe the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Thanks for that.
I made Isolda's Gretel beret, and I, too, said, "Fuck the tubular cast-on!" It's a great hat, and I've had no problems with it (I just didn't want to suggest that option and appear a total knitting Philistine.) So, firearms in a gravel pit with beer and high school boys. . . oh, wait, that was me :)
I'm glad to see that someone else has a chequered past, though in my case it's more like a chequered present (though the firearms are always utilized stone cold dead sober and at a shooting range).